NO-SO - I Do Both Jay & Jane

A carrier pigeon arrived today while I was out checking my traps for beaver. The traps were empty so I ate the carrier pigeon. It's quite a unique taste but not entirely unpleasant. The message attached to its leg read "please write editorial text about the new No-So single and send back to us on this pigeon". My bad but I was desperately hungry. Anyway - what I will say is that after 16 years living in isolation up here in my cabin in the arctic circle I certainly would do both Jay and Jane if they were to come knocking. The love of a good woman, women, man, man and woman, living being or even plant for that matter would certainly make these bleak winter nights more bearable. God I'm lonely.